I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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