You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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