it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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