Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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