8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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