We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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