I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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