It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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