I'm drive I can fine osifer
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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