So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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