ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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