So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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