If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
as a side note pls kill me
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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