JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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