So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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