The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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