scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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