I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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