Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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