Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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