just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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