i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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