so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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