Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
