I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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