Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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