Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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