don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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