You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
