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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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