I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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