he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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