All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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