"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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