The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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