also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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