You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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