physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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