elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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