Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
where are my eyebrows?
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