After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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