i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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