We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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