Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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