i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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