Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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