We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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