he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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