I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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