discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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