You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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