Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you win again, gameday.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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