are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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