Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
