She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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