Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
