and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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